This is how I used to feel sitting in the speaker section of best buy or at finish line when some new overpriced canvas dropped.
Photographer: Mario Testino
Fashion Editor: Lori Goldstein
Hair: Orlando Pita
THIS IS WHY HOTELS SUCK
Points i wanna add:
- Windows that don’t open. I mean at all. Not even a screen!
- Shower heads that give your three trickle-streams of water… TF am i supposed to do with that?!
- closets… With 3 hangers in them… NO!
- When I request a non-smoking room but they give me the sheets from the smoking room— bitch don’t lie to me! I see the cigarette burn on the fuckin pillow case!
- The air conditioner/heater combo… It has two settings: freeze your nuts solid, or melt your damn skin off… There is no happy medium… And of course, no window to open sooooo yeah…
Like, I can legit go on…
Airbnb is the answer.